{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"cute-cat-mouse-duo-wristwatch","title":"The Never Catch","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width:640px;margin:0 auto;font-size:16px;line-height:1.7;color:#1a1a1a;\"\u003e\n\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:center;letter-spacing:2px;text-transform:uppercase;font-size:12px;color:#888;margin-bottom:8px;\"\u003eJoker Cat Watch · Artwork Edition\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align:center;font-size:26px;margin:0 0 24px;letter-spacing:0.5px;\"\u003eThe Chase That Lives On Your Wrist\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSomewhere on this dial, a mouse is running.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRiding the second hand, it circles past a cat who watches — patient, ready, forever one second behind. Every minute, the chase begins again. Every glance at your wrist catches a new moment of the story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align:center;font-style:italic;font-size:18px;margin:28px 0;\"\u003eShe never catches it. 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They don't own this. For birthdays, anniversaries, or the person impossible to shop for — The Never Catch arrives in a protective gift-ready box, no wrapping skills required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003chr style=\"border:none;border-top:1px solid #e5e5e5;margin:32px 0;\"\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size:15px;letter-spacing:1.5px;text-transform:uppercase;margin-bottom:12px;\"\u003eTwo Straps, Two Watches\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe black leather strap makes it casual and warm. The Milanese steel makes it sharp and modern. 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Grumpy face? Even better.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"min-width: 34px; height: 34px; background: #111; color: #ffd500; border-radius: 50%; text-align: center; line-height: 34px; font-weight: bold; margin-right: 12px;\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdd your personal touch (optional)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #555; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eYour cat's name, a short phrase, or an emoji — printed right on the dial.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start; margin-bottom: 14px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"min-width: 34px; height: 34px; background: #111; color: #ffd500; border-radius: 50%; text-align: center; line-height: 34px; font-weight: bold; margin-right: 12px;\"\u003e3\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApprove your design\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #555; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eOur artist redraws your cat in the signature Never Catch cartoon style — googly eyes and all. 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Nothing is made until you say YES.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; align-items: flex-start;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"min-width: 34px; height: 34px; background: #111; color: #ffd500; border-radius: 50%; text-align: center; line-height: 34px; font-weight: bold; margin-right: 12px;\"\u003e4\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe craft your one-of-one watch\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #555; font-size: 14px;\"\u003eThe moving eyes are the watch hands — your cat's eyes literally follow the time.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- THE MAGIC --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border: 2px dashed #111; border-radius: 16px; padding: 18px 20px; margin: 18px 0; text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 16px; margin: 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e👀 The famous moving eyes?\u003c\/strong\u003e They're the watch hands. Your cat's eyes roll around all day chasing that little mouse — and never, ever catch it. Just like real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- SPECS --\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 20px; margin: 22px 0 12px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/0229\/2334\/files\/IMG-1234.gif?v=1786237180\" alt=\"\"\u003e⌚ The Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"line-height: 1.9; color: #333; padding-left: 20px; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom illustrated dial — your cat, hand-drawn in Never Catch style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoving googly-eye hands (yes, really)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOptional name, text, or emoji on the dial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel case · soft leather strap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReliable quartz movement · gift-ready box\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c!-- TIMELINE --\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"background: #FFF8DC; border-radius: 12px; padding: 16px 18px; margin: 20px 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin: 0; font-size: 14px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e📦 Timeline:\u003c\/strong\u003e Design approval 2–3 days → made-to-order production 2–4 days → shipping 6–14 days. \u003cstrong\u003eAllow 2–3 weeks total.\u003c\/strong\u003e Ordering for a birthday or anniversary? Order one month ahead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- PROMISE --\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 14px; color: #444; margin: 14px 0;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🔁 Our Promise:\u003c\/strong\u003e Custom pieces can't be returned after you approve the design — but if your watch arrives defective or damaged, we remake it free. No questions, no hassle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center; font-size: 17px; font-weight: 600; margin: 24px 0 8px;\"\u003eOne cat. One watch. Zero mice caught. 🐭\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"JokerCatWatch®","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54483752550766,"sku":"JCW-CUSTOM-001","price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0999\/0229\/2334\/files\/IMG-1131.png?v=1786048601"}],"url":"https:\/\/jokercatwatch.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Joker Cat Watch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}